D.B.Tarpley's Amazing Ass Blog - 4/6/18

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes,

First, Let me state that I am largely non-political. To my mind’s eye it is a lost cause. The American people have allowed a stagnant and corrupt government run by two megalomaniacal political parties to become an entrenched operational system and until that dynamic changes no true change will occur.

But…

Let’s go over everything we know so far. During his campaign, when WikiLeaks released hacked emails from the Democratic National Party and it was alluded by the press that it was most likely Russian hackers who had perpetrated this act Donald Trump said on stage before a televised national audience that he hoped it was the Russians and then went on to encourage them to hack further into Hillary Clinton’s life.

There has been much said from Republican Party head honchos about respecting the office of the President of the United States of America in response to the large public backlash against Trump and his policies, so let me restate what I just said… In 2016, a candidate for the office of President of the United States of America openly and indisputably encouraged a foreign national power to use whatever illegal means at their disposal to create negative buzz about a rival candidate for the office of President of the United States of America towards an end result of personal victory. By openly encouraging another sovereign entity to circumvent America’s democratic electoral process, Donald Trump committed treason. It cannot be denied. It is on film.

Also during this campaign Donald Trump was shown on film to have said that he enjoyed walking up to women and grabbing them in their pussy and that they wouldn't say anything due to the fact that he was a powerful man. I am not making this up. You can watch it for yourself. Again, it is on film.

Sigh.

After all this and more Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America by the “American” people. Once in office, he immediately began dismantling all semblance of present infrastructure by firing as many people as he could. He then went on to hire, as heads of the various cabinet positions the exact opposite of the person you would seemingly want in that position. It were as if Bizarro were leaning over and whispering in his wife’s ear, “I hate you and I wish you were never born. You are my death.”

Several committees have come forth to investigate Russia’s involvement in our election process. And every intelligence agency we have has stated unequivocally that Russia engaged in deliberate and illegal acts of cyber-espionage in an effort to destabilize our country. In response to this Donald Trump has belligerently refused to acknowledge Russia’s involvement for fear that it will dilute or even eclipse his victory. He is so set on being the people’s choice that he practically emulates Dustin Hoffman’s performance in ‘Rain Man’, tucking himself in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, and uttering over and over again, “There was no collusion… there was no collusion… there was no collusion…”

As far as Putin, a totalitarian tyrant in his own right, is concerned: Donald Trump has done everything but be seen publically humming Yankee Doodle Dandy with the man’s testicles in his mouth.

The only thing seeming to concern Donald Trump at present is a 2020 re-election. He has been actively campaigning for this since his flabby ass first hit what I can only imagine is a despondent and much maligned oval office chair. Every action he takes seems to be geared toward this end. He has been actively replacing as many Federal judges as he can to tip the scales of justice in favor of the Republican Party’s agenda and political needs. This will prove invaluable should any gerrymandering suits come up during the 2018 mid-term elections. They can just keep appealing a case until they hit a judge which will rule in their favor.

In similar fashion, the rescinding of DACA will keep hundreds of thousands of almost certain Democratic votes from ever happening. It doesn’t matter to him that he is ruining lives, or even that he is ruining American lives… only that he is promoting his chances for re-election. Likewise with The American Health Care Act/ and the sending of untrained National Guardsmen to the border in a show of force. It is all posturing. He is pandering to his base. He is using scare tactics in an effort to stay in his voter’s good graces.

The theory seems to be that if there is a crisis his voters will feel compelled to keep him in office because of the illusion that he is John Wayne, telling it like it is; and all those fine Christian women need to be protected from the hoard of swarthy Mexican rapists who are coming to defile their fine Christian ham wallets. All except Lucille. She wants it. Lucille is a filthy bird.

Trump is personally responsible for putting language in the upcoming census which asks people if they are legal citizens. Where this becomes important is that if people are scared to answer that question then large numbers of living data which might normally be counted won’t be. This makes it easier to gerrymander district lines regarding members of the House of Representatives since that is calculated by density of population. Yet another legal move designed to give Republicans an edge.

Trump is doing everything in his power to encourage the justice department to treat religious rights as civil rights in an effort to side with evangelicals in cases which otherwise might be seen as clear cut civil rights violations for the other party. For example, (I don’t want to bake you a gay wedding cake because that violates my right to practice my faith in my day to day affairs.) Civil rights discrimination spun in reverse.

Trump has also instructed the justice department to quit all regulation and or prosecution of the short-term/ high-interest loan companies which keep many Americans in perpetual debt. This as much as a political move as any other in that a poor, struggling populace is easier to control than one which is financially comfortable. It is Poli-Econ 101.

In his mind’s eye Donald Trump has already won the 2020 election, convinced Congress to amend term limits so that he can run again in 2024, calculated when he wants Ivanka to run, and maybe even have aspired to have that pale slug-like creature he calls a son run way down the line. By then of course, he will have renamed The White House-The Gold House, carpeted all the floors with baby seal, and entered into a polyamorous relationship with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Why not, America doesn’t seem to give a shit.

I’d tell America to have an amazing ass day but they just wouldn’t know what to do with it. Deuces bitches.