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My name is D.B. Tarpley.

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NEW FREAKIN' BOOK!!!

PICKLE PARTY

The long awaited new collection from born-weird author D.B.Tarpley is finally here. 25 tender morsels of Hellish delight wait to titillate and debase your childish curiosity. A morbid meditation on humor and what makes us laugh, 'Pickle Party' stands alone amidst a sea of literary trifle holding a banner high above its head which boldly declares, "the same thing that will make you laugh will make you cry." Pick up your copy today. You know you want to. Ain't nothing stopping you but fear and atmosphere. You're a bitch if you don't.

Author, social media commentator and stunningly prolific writer D.B. Tarpley is fast emerging as one of horror’s most critically fascinating figures. Following the fantastical Lick the Razor, D.B Tarpley has collected 25 chilling and enigmatic tales, including "Learning to Dance with Stephen Hawking”, “Til the End of the World”, “The Man with the Tiny Red Cape”, and others. A masterly dark collection.

Steve Townshend - Publisher, Germinal Press