D.B.Tarpley's Amazing Ass Blog-5/3/18

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes,

We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog entry to bring you this special event:

AN OPEN LETTER TO GOD

Dear God,

First off I would like to thank you for my penis. Excellent work sir. You out did yourself… truly tremendous stuff. That being said, I have a few small issues I would like to address with you at this time.

Issue number one:

Hell.

What the fuck man?

Let me just relay to you my understanding of a few things as they have been presented to me by your followers. 1 – You are omnipotent. This means that you know everything about everything. There are no surprises for you. You are quoted at one point as saying you know every hair on every head or some such nonsense. Man, life must be really boring for you. Like, you know sometimes I can’t find anything to watch on TV because I’ve seen everything. But you really have seen everything, like every show that has ever been or ever will be… you’ve already seen it. That must suck ass! I’ve gotten off track though.

So, you know everything. So you know every decision every single person will make throughout the entire breath of time. Before a person is born you know every decision that person will make throughout their entire life. And since you set all this in motion from day one, knowing all this from day one you are responsible for what this person decides because you have manufactured the elements and events in this person’s life which lead up to those decisions.

Let me just get this right, for posterity’s sake, you know before a person is born whether or not they are going to be damned for all eternity to rot in Hell. (And let me just say, on the basis of fairness…. no. What can one person do in a span of say 80 years which justifies an entire eternity of torment. Even Adolph Hitler doesn’t deserve that. But again I am off point.)

Babies. You let babies be born who are destined for Hell. So many of your followers are right to lifers but what they don’t seem to grasp is that makes them right to Hellers. They save the baby so you can damn them to Hell for all eternity. Man, if you don’t mind me saying so you are one stone cold son of a bitch for that one and I say that knowing full well that you supposedly don’t have a momma. Yes sir, you found a way. All the people who over the course of time have gone to Hell… you created them expressly for that purpose. How cruel is that?

Free will is a joke. We are all blank slates and any one of us could choose A or B given our amalgamated experiences. And who controls these experiences? You do of course. If you know a person is going to Hell, and you do – omnipotence remember – then there is nothing that person can do or decide to avoid this.

You suck God.

And what’s with you saying homosexuality is a sin? How is love between two consenting adults in any way shape or form a sin? A love as pure as any other. That is not sin. Is it the butt sex? I’ve got news for you. Young Christian boys and girls everywhere have been having butt sex as a cheat to preserve their virginity for marriage. Like a lot of them. I mean, Christians don’t exclusively own the rights to butt sex but it is a real ‘thing’ within the community. So it can’t be that. Get a clue you sod.

Try not to take this too personally by the way, I am normally not this negative a person. And after all, who am I but a mere speck of a mite on a pimple of one of the great ass cheeks of capital GOD? That’s what I am. I meant to tell you congratulations by the way on your son’s promotion. It must of sucked having him/ you go down from the heavens and be all human and shit. But it had to be done I guess.

I mean… well, explain this to me again like I’m a four year old because that is something else which confuses me. You recorpealized – became human – then lived a short life, and suffered some beating and a crucifixion and all of mankind’s sins for all of eternity are suddenly forgiven… provided they bow down to you of course.

What is the math of that? What was it, like 48 hours of suffering? The rest of your life was pretty great – you were a celebrity. And this was 48 hours of suffering with the knowledge of the miraculous and the certainty of an eternity of bliss in Heaven. You knew that there was in fact a heaven and that you would in fact be there immediately following your demise. In that context wasn’t your suffering a mere blip? And was this truly the worst thing which could have happened to you? I saw this movie ‘Deliverance’ where… well never mind I’m getting off point again.

I guess my point is that despite the tears shed by audiences of ‘The Passion’ everywhere, you really didn’t sacrifice anything. The certainty of Heaven would have been a warm blanket to wrap yourself up in. Also you were never really powerless. As God you could have quit at any time. Plus, due to your omnipotence there wasn’t anything to be afraid of. You knew exactly how it was going to go down. You sacrificed nothing. But you did trick a bunch of people into a false sense of fealty - good one God. (High-five)

But that’s what it’s really all about isn’t it? ‘Worship me.’ You created the whole of human civilization to worship you. Were you lonely? Was your self-esteem low? Were you simply bored? And in the face of this, why would anyone anywhere ever choose to place you up on a pedestal? You have done absolutely nothing which makes you worthy of this. You created everything? Hot shit… you could! You had the power to do anything and this is the best you could do? Half the world suffering and half the world grumbling because things aren’t perfect? If humanity is a reflection of yourself then you sir are an asshole. All the babies who have burned alive under your watch. You are all powerful. You knew it was going to happen. And yet you did nothing. You are a coward.

I wish you would die so I could piss in your dead eyes.

I realize of course that you don’t exist. I realize that man has created you to explain what his dumb ass couldn’t figure out on his own. But wouldn’t it be nice if you existed. I mean wouldn’t it be nice if you were there to point a finger at and say “There! He’s the reason all this shitty stuff exists.” But you don’t do you God? You aren’t even cool enough to have participated in all this… life. And until you get the balls to do so I refuse to give you the right to dictate how I live mine. Fuck you God.

Fuck you.

Everyone else, have an amazing ass day.

Sincerely, D.B.Tarpley