Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes. This is a blog. A blllllggggg. Does it therefore need to be written in appropriate essay...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, D.B.Tarpley here talking today about the mythos you create as a writer. Anything any...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, D.B.Tarpley here playing with the devil’s ink. Today I am going to talk about the one...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, As many of you know I am a writer and my main purpose for being on Twitter is to promote...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, On my twitter feed i have been posting my 'Movie of the Day' pick for some time now. ...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, This blog serves no purpose but to record whatever random thoughts I may be having at...

“Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.” Henry Wordsworth Longfellow Greetings and salutations people and...

ALAN SMITHEE interview part 1 – “A Boy, A Girl, and A Castor Canadensis” Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes… D.B.Tarpley...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Just for shits and giggles I am going to pretend that someone is reading this. That’s...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes. The biggest problem with being a nobody is getting people to read your material. My...

An open letter to my dogs: Greetings and salutations Pepper and Reilly, First, let me wish you both a good and proper morning. I realize...

Greetings and Salutations people and peoplettes, What follows is the introduction to my first collection 'Lick the Razor.' It...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, On a lark, on a whim, on the flimsiest of passing notions I recently stumbled across the...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Here is an as of yet unpublished story. I sincerely hope you enjoy: THE DOORMAN...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, What follows are two articles i wrote for various zines in the past. One telling you...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, There’s blood on the sidewalk Blood on the street Blood in my urine And me on my knees...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, I was recently invited to attend a screening of ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor’ – a...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, I have 't been blogging much lately due to the fact that I have begun work on the new...

Greetings people and peoplettes, First, a warning: (There is offensive material contained within this blog consisting of extreme racism. ...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Byzantium Skynklebork here giving you nothing but good news with nary a bruise. I can’t...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Today’s blog entry will begin as most do – a piece of stream of conscious writing. Of...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Today is all about visual communication:

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Feeling kind of weary this morning. For some reason I can’t stop thinking about all the...

Yet another reprint from the past. Enjoy... Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes. I like big butts and I cannot lie. Well,...

Here is another reprint of an older piece i did for Novelmasters. (This is my ‘A Modest Proposal’ only not as clever and not as poignant....

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog entry to bring you this special event: AN OPEN...

This is a reprint of an old op-ed piece I wrote for Novelmasters. The incidents discussed are a bit dated but the underlying situation...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Most of you know me as an author and if you have ever read any of my work I am eternally...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes. In 1999 I wrote my very first script. It was perhaps overly influenced by Quentin...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, I would like to take a moment today to discuss poetry. Ughhh! Right? Poetry is...

(What follows is a reprint of an article I wrote for Gruemonkey. This will account for any discrepancies in the time/space continuum you...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, Sigh, People suck. I can’t help but think this every morning as I drive to work. ...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, As you probably know by now you are reading D.B.Tarpley’s Amazing Ass Blog. And first...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, First, Let me state that I am largely non-political. To my mind’s eye it is a lost...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, I have something very important which has been weighing heavy on my mind. I should...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, I’m back. Guess who’s back? That’s right I’m back. This is the first of what I hope...

Greetings and salutations People and Peopllettes, I am a writer. Simply saying that makes me a small fish in a large pond. Add on the...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes. My name is D.B.Tarpley and I am a writer. Most of you know this already or you wouldn’t...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes. I could fill this blog entry with sunshine and rainbows but I have been told to write...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, It occurred to me, approximately 3.76 seconds after I posted my last blog entry. That...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes. You are reading D.B.Tarpley’s Amazing Ass Ghost Blog, formerly known as D.B.Tarpley’s...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, I am the almighty hacker of your subconscious, reaching up and down into your soul with...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, You do it, I do it, we all do it. I am talking of course about engaging in pointless...

Greetings and salutations people and peoplettes, This is the 15th edition of what I am now politely calling my ‘Ghost Blog’ due to the...

Greetings people and peoplettes. Christmas is nearly upon us and I realize that many of you probably expect me to rant and rave against...

Greetings people and peoplettes. This is a time of the year which gets under my skin a titty little bit. Now, I am not one to complain....

Greetings people and peoplettes. Rules, rules, rules… Where do all these Goddamn rules come from? I have been engaging in many...

Greetings people and peoplettes. My favorite time of the year is here. And no, I’m not talking about the anniversary of Paul Rubens’...

Greetings people and peoplettes. What does that even mean, ‘peoplettes’? That’s not a word… what a stupid way to start a blog - a stupid...

Greetings people and peoplettes. “Ass to ass! Ass to ass! Ass to ass! Ass to ass!” No, this isn’t what you shout when you see Jackie Chan...